IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, THIS IS A HOOT!!!

    Dentist's Hymn..............................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
    Weatherman's Hymn.................................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
    Contractor's Hymn.....................................The Church's One Foundation
    The Tailor's Hymn.......................................Holy, Holy, Holy
    The Golfer's Hymn.....................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
    The Politician's Hymn.................................Standing on the Promises
    Optometrist's Hymn...................................Open My Eyes That I Might See
    The IRS Agent's Hymn.............................I Surrender All
    The Gossip's Hymn.......................................Pass It On
    The Electrician's Hymn.............................Send The Light
    The Shopper's Hymn..................................Sweet Bye and Bye
    The Realtor's Hymn....................................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
    The Massage Therapists Hymn.............He Touched Me
    The Doctor's Hymn....................................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway -- a few hymns:

    45 mph.......................................God Will Take Care Of You
    65 mph.......................................Nearer My God To Thee
    85 mph......................................This World Is Not My Home
    95 mph.......................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
    100 mph.....................................Precious Memories