A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.

The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.

The seventh commandment is “Thou shalt not admit adultery.”